Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Greedy Girl Rabbit Vibrator

Before we get into this, I think you should know that rabbit vibrators frustrate me very easily. Almost never do I find a toy where the ‘ears’ hit my clit in a pleasurable way. For me, using a rabbit is usually having to make a decision on whether I want to sacrifice using the full...

Fifty Shades of Grey Lovehoney Rabbit Rechargeable Vibrator

July 3, 2023

Review: Désirables Dalia

So, you know how when you go over to Grandma’s house for dinner she’s got that one cabinet somewhere in the corner of the dining room or living room that is full of beautiful dishes you have never seen her use? And when you ask her about them she says that is the good china...

Désirables Dildo G-Spot Porcelain

June 30, 2023

Review: Funkit Toys Random Encounters Sex Dice

Well, this is something completely new and different for me! I’ve never reviewed sex dice before! I’ve never even used sex dice before! So this is a post of all kinds of firsts! Before this, my experience with sex dice consisted of seeing them used as the butt of various sitcom TV and rom-com movie...

Dice Funkit Toys Game

June 8, 2023

Review: Crystal Delights Magnetic Bunny Tail Glass Butt Plug

Question: would it make me a terrible sex toy reviewer if I just skipped the actual review and went straight to the part where I recommend that you just go ahead and buy the Crystal Delights Magnetic Bunny Tail Glass Butt Plug? It is just so perfect I feel like my words just won’t do it...

Butt Plug Crystal Delights Fantasy Glass

June 1, 2023

Review: Lovely Planet Dilldolls Utopia Dildo

This last weekend my Girlfriend and I had a mission. That mission was to find ourselves a dildo suitable for pegging. Now, I know what you’re thinking, how is it that *I*, owner of hundreds of dildos, don’t have a single toy suitable for pegging? To that I have two answers. One, my girlfriend wanted...

Anal Dildo Lovely Planet Pegging Silicone

May 7, 2023

Review: Tantus Hookah

And if you go chasing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fallTell ’em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call… Whenever I look at, think about, or use the Tantus Hookah, I instantly have that Jefferson Airplane song stuck in my head… where it remains for hours and hours… long after I’ve finished with...

Dildo Silicone Tantus

April 30, 2023

Review: SquarePeg Toys Egg Plug

Have you ever thought to yourself “I want a butt plug. But make it egg.” Because if you have had those thoughts rolling around in your head… have I got a butt plug for you! The SquarePegToys Egg Plug! Much as the name suggests… this plug is very eggy. At first glance I thought it...

Butt Plug Silicone SquarePegToys

April 23, 2023

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Tucking Doesn’t Need To Be Uncomfortable: Pass in Style

Review: TomboyX Tucking Bikini Is it just me or is it just hard to find good reviews of tucking underwear? It’s probably just me, I have probably just been looking in all the wrong places, I’m too old for Google… back in my day we used an encyclopedia… in the snow… uphill both ways… For...