Learn a Little About Kitten Boheme
“Wait, you do what on the internet?” – Kitten’s Mom
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“You’re like if Meryl Streep from Devil Wears Prada were an anthropomorphic cat.” – Pen & Kink
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Hi, I’m Kitten!
If you are here you are either looking for more information on sex toys or you have taken a hilariously wrong turn while searching for cute cat pictures. Either way, welcome! I’m glad you’re here!
Who am I?
I identify as a trans masc, pansexual. I am also flavored with a bit of ADHD, Anxiety and Depression. My pronouns are he/they.
How did I get here?
I began writing in the Adult-sphere sometime in 2013, inspired by my complete and utter hatred for all things 50 Shades of Grey. I knew there had to be something better out there. Which is when I was introduced to Rachel Kramer Bussel and 24 hours later I found myself writing for one of her erotic anthologies, fueled completely on hate, tears, and chocolate, my first erotic short was born – Writer’s Block, found in The Big Book of Submission. After that, I was hooked and I have been writing erotic stories ever since. My work has been included in anthologies, published around the web, and recorded in audio book format.
I was doing my part to save people from bad erotica.
Shortly thereafter I attended one of my first Internext and AVN shows and quickly learned that one of the hazards of knowing how to spell, is occasionally you’ll find yourself in a situation where a man in a snazzy tweed jacket is suddenly handing you an Njoy Pure Wand with the request that you review it. And oddly, you find yourself agreeing and then taking photos of it while you wait for tacos to arrive, like it’s the most normal thing in the world. This is when I truly realized I’m a pervert. A pervert with a vagina that wasn’t pulling its own weight. So, inspired by the Pure Wand, my vagina and I became business partners.
My goal is to help my readers find quality, body safe, Kitten approved, sex toys. So, here you will find reviews of the luxury, the classy, and the little off-beat… I’m willing to try almost anything at least once.
Also, I write porn. You know that part when the pizza delivery boy shows up at the door and says “Hey, who ordered the meat?” Someone has to write that script and one of those someone’s is me. I have written for the likes of Sssh.com, Digital Sin, New Sensations, Adam and Eve and Wicked Pictures.
What else do I do?
When I’m not masturbating and writing I enjoy reading about other people masturbating. I also enjoy burlesque dancing and pole dancing… both of which I am mediocre at. I have a love of pinups, Doctor Who, video games, reading, and cats on the internet.
Now, go enjoy everything KittenBohemeReviews.com has to offer!
XOXO,
– Kitten
P.S. My vagina says “hey.”
